Serve Skylar - Bringing home the new pet

MY FIRST TIME DOUBLE DOMMING WITH MY BOYFRIEND! I walked by the ani-mal shelter and found this scraggly, old human pet they were about to put down and I couldn't help but feel sorry for it! I bring it home on a leash and try to convince my boyfriend to let us keep it. Since this pet is so fucking ugly and old, nobody else is going to want it and we're basically the last chance it has at having a good life! To avoid going back to the shelter, this human pet is going to do EVERYTHING it can to impress us. After being walked on a leash and following commands like "sit", "stay", "worship feet", and eating its delicious d-og food, it seems pretty well-behaved and quiet... but will that be enough to convince us to keep it??